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Ministerial Vows

A Beer Church Minister must be devoted to the following:

1. Promote the goodness of Beer with the spirit of unity, peace, goodwill and charity.

2. Never damage the reputation of Beer by drinking it irresponsibly, or by letting the consumption of Beer result in harm to anyone or anything that is not yours to harm.

3. Drink beer and like it. Continually strive to prove yourself worthy of your title.

4. Make Beer Church proud of you.

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Get Ordained or Ordain Someone Else

Become an honorary Beer Church Minister, or ordain a friend. Show the world that you are truly worthy! We have three packages for you to chose from. These make great gifts!

NOTE - At this time, we only ship to the USA and Canada. No international orders. Sorry. We're working on it.

Package A - The Parish Priest

Minister Certificate.jpgThe Parish Priest
This is the economy package. It includes an official Ordination Certificate suitable for framing, personalized with your name (or someone else's*), with gold seal.

Beer Church Minister Package A - $20

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Package B - The Arch Bishop

Minister Certificate-B.jpgThe Arch Bishop
Includes: One Certificate, One Laminated Card
This package features the same certificate as described above, but also includes a two-sided minister card. The card is laminated in heavy plastic so you can spill beer on it and it will still last for years.

Beer Church Minister Package B - $27

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Package C - The Pope's Package

BC-Tshirt.jpgTHE POPE'S PACKAGE
Includes: Certificate, Card, and Shirt.This is the most bang for your buck.

Includes:
Certificate and card as described above.
PLUS 
A cool Beer Church T-shirt.

These make great gifts.
Beer Church Minister Package C - $36

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